OFFICE BIMBOS

You must have some at your place of work.  They truly get on my nerves.  They can never seem to find anything stimulating to talk about.  Conversation is very limited with these type of girls….Weight/Hair/Boyfriends/Husbands/tasty men, etc, etc.  There they are bemoaning the fact that their stomach feels too bloated.  The next minute they are sat there eating their chocolate followed by their low fat yogurts and fizzy drinks, pretending that the low fat options will counteract the ten ton of chocolate that they eat.  The worst ones of them all are the ones who are a bloody size 10 anyway and still think they are fat!  For God's sake, get out there and get a life instead of moaning about it!  To top it all off, we now have this size zero.  What the hell.  These women aren't pretty.  I mean, christ, it must be like shagging your biology class skeleton and I am sure that the skeleton has more personality

.          This isn't pretty...more like pretty ugly if you ask me!

Men don't want women like that.  They want a woman with curves, something to get hold of, someone who can go a day without worrying about her hair, make-up or if she's got a fat ass.  A woman who can fart and belch with the best of them.  Drink pints and go out for real food without worrying about the consequences.  Someone who can smile and enjoy life.  So get out there and enjoy it girls.  You only live once!