Fad diet bimbo

Fad Diet Bimbo,

She skinny and neat,

She complains that she’s fat,

Though her size is petite.

She’s on a different diet,

One week to the next,

Always talking about eating,

Because her minds not complex.

She reads Cosmopolitan,

Hello and Heat,

Looking for advice,

From another eating cheat.

She drives you insane,

With her constant diet chatter,

You wish she’d put a cake in it,

Because then she’d be fatter.

She’ll only be happy,

When she’s a size fucking zero,

A skeleton with skin,

And no where else to go.

She’s a Fad Diet Bimbo,

She believes she’s too fat,

She’ll bore you to tears,

With her constant fat-chat.