Gordon Brown

Please read this to the tune of that popular song 'Golden Brown' by the brilliant band The Stranglers (Not quite a poem but I was listening to that song when this came to me).

Gordon Brown sits on his bum

Lazy arse never gets the job done

Excuses and lies

Will be his demise

Always a frown with Gordon Brown

Same mistakes just like the last

People suffer while he has a blast

House prices slump

Because of this chump

Always a frown with Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown increases our tax

To line his pockets and that is a fact

Petrol prices rise

So we cannot drive

Always a frown with Gordon Brown

Wish he would drown

That arse Gordon Brown

Always a frown